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- Yang: How come people get so drunk from shots? It's not that much alcohol.
- Taiyang: Actually, not all alcoholic beverages have the same alcohol content. For example, a bottle of beer has less alcohol than a bottle of wine, which has less alcohol than a bottle of any of Qrow's bodily fluids, which has less alcohol than a bottle of vodka.
- Qrow: Oh, Taiyang, that reminds me, I've been meaning to tell you. I've got some incredible news







