Winter: How is the retired life treating you, general?
Ironwood: You don't need to call me that anymore, Winter, I'm not in the military anymore.
Winter: Right, sorry. Old habits die hard.
Ironwood: It truly is wonderful you will be moving into this neighborhood. I love the new friends I've made here, but I miss some of the old faces from my past.
Winter: Well, you'll be seeing a lot of us. We're moving in next door!
Ironwood: Really! That's amazing. Wait a minute, us? Oh god, right, you married-
Qrow: *Leans over the fence separating their house*
Qrow: 'Sup Jimmy.
Ironwood: *Pulls out gun*
Winter: No, sir, you still have time left!
Ironwood: I'm not going to shoot myself!
Winter: Don't shoot my husband either!
Ironwood: Come on, Winter, just one in the kneecap! We'll call it an accident! You can act as a witness! He can take off time from his job as a teacher!
Qrow: Let him do it!
Winter: No, sir! Then he'll spend more time at home near you!