Ruby: Jesus christ, why is every huntress and huntsman so attractive? like, every single face I've seen since I went to this school has been eerily symmetrical.
Qrow: Not every huntress and huntsman is beautiful, ruby. Over in Atlas, they're ugly-
Qrow: *Clutches heart and stares into the middle distance*
Qrow: [sends Ironwood a dick pic] whoops! that was meant for Winter. ;))) Ironwood: [takes his pistol out of his desk drawer, points it at his temple, takes a deep breath, lowers it] "No, not yet..."