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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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  • Sun: Hey, Neptune, I've got a question.
  • Neptune: Sure, what is it?
  • Sun: So I've got a thing for Blake.
  • Neptune: Of course, continue.
  • Sun: Yeah, well, she's also got this hot mom who I think is into me.
  • Neptune: So you're wondering which one you should go for.
  • Sun: Nah man, Blake's the only one for me. Her mom would be a side chick at best.
  • Sage, not looking up from his newspaper: How chivalrous.
  • Sun: I know, right?
  • Sun: Anyways, I was thinking that if it ever ends up like one of those pornos, and I have sex with both at the same time, will I lose my virginity twice? Will I reach -1 virginity? Is that a thing
  • Neptune: ............................
  • Sun: What?
  • Neptune: No, I'm thinking about it. Damn, that's a good question.
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